The dirtiest of all sex positions, involving:
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
Average Chungus: “I did the Luca Bok yesterday!”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
by BeetrootBoy69 July 2, 2020
Another form of "gwai lo" used to rudely describe white people. Literally means "white ghost" in cantonese.
by chilese November 7, 2009
A word that replaces the boring term sex or a euphemism when talking with your friends to do with anything sexual.
Did you bok choy with her?
Let's go get some bok choy tonight!
I need my bok choy now!
Do you like your bok choy hard or soft?
Let's go get some bok choy tonight!
I need my bok choy now!
Do you like your bok choy hard or soft?
by James Zenger October 28, 2006
More a feat of strength than a sexual act. A woman assumes the horse-stance position and inserts a raw egg fully inside her birth canal. The man (usually) sits cross-legged in front of her with complete concentration. After proper chi is harnessed, the man will strike one blow to the woman's taint (space between vagina and asshole). If this is performed correctly, the egg will break within the womb and only the yolk will ooze out, fully in tact. This is very similar to the Dim Mak (touch of death) in the hit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Bloodsport.
After much practice, young Methusula was finally able to egg bok his soon-to-be-bride in front of the entire village; proving his worth and skill.
by Steve Jouflas January 15, 2009
A fashion, possibly originating in Merseyside, whereby odd training shoes are worn. Usually they are similar in design; therefore immediately unnoticeable. The actual 'K Bok' name is likely to have originated from two popular training shoe brands K-Swiss and Reebok.
by Dennis McKenna March 22, 2009
BOK AJ is a very talented 18 year old rapper from miami fl, mostly in the liberty city area called the LAM . He uses his lyrics to talk about the city rap scene and life in his home town .He has made his own lil genre. I can tell he listened to lots of KING VON both claim NOT TO BE FROM 63RD OR JUST HATE THE NUMBER 63
- Did you heard about that nigga Bok AJ
- Yah for sur, he's the best, BOK
- LIL BITCH WE NOT FRM 63RDDD
- Yah for sur, he's the best, BOK
- LIL BITCH WE NOT FRM 63RDDD
by Elaine F. Hinzey January 19, 2021
A very talented 18 years old rapper from MIAMI FL. He uses his lyrics to talk about the city rap scene and life in his hood called THE LAM , I Feel like AJ is one of the Rappers to watch out for in 2021. In his Songs he screams 'IM NOT FRM 63RD 'Just like the Chicago rapper KING VON .
- Did you heard about that nigga Bok AJ
- Yah for sur, he's the best, BOK
-LIL BITCH WE NOT FRM 63RD
- Yah for sur, he's the best, BOK
-LIL BITCH WE NOT FRM 63RD
by Elaine F. Hinzey January 19, 2021