Brian Boitano 

A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).

Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!

*one hour passes*

Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!

Brian Boitano by The Vindicator of the Damned August 11, 2008

Brian Boitano 

A magical superhero iceskater man. His many heroic feats include

1. Doing two salchows AND a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold.
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the Alps and save the maidens fair.
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil robot king, and save the human race again.

"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --Stan Marsh, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"

Brian Boitano by bottles98 December 28, 2005

brian boitano 

The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed

brian boitano by anti February 9, 2005

botanophile 

A person who enjoys sex with plants.

Person 1: Dude, I humped a tree last night.
Person 2: You fucking botanophile.

botanophile by Master of peanuts January 3, 2008

Boikano 

A loyal and honest person who will stick to their word at all cost, it is taking a vow which you mean with all your heart and soul.
Boikano is a name which has a lot of power behind it, is to takes promise and never go back without finishing that promise.

I vow (Boikano)
to you in front of our father to love with all my heart and soul

Boikano by Kkootlnkbpstsbl November 24, 2021

botanogasm 

When you have an orgasm due to a plant and/or plant parts.

That avocado was so delicious it gave me a botanogasm.

A dendrophiliac has botanogasms.

That weed was so good, I think I had a botanogasm.

botanogasm by athern February 28, 2011

Boikano 

The most beautiful and amazing girl you'll ever meet.

Tends to put herself down although she's usually the baddest around

Has the most beautiful personality you've ever met and if you end up being lucky enough to be her boyfriend, it'll be the single most happiest relationship you've ever had

Boikano is so beautiful and so funny too, I love her so much

Boikano by SLV3R November 23, 2021