Dude, I was at the mall and watched some dude park his mini cooper and not lock it. Let's just say I gave it the old Boilermaker special
by 69ingpossums July 27, 2015
In the construction of old, generally coal-fired boilers for use in heavy applications one would generally find above the boiler door a large brass plate proudly bearing the name and location of its manufacturer.
Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.
The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.
But I digress.
Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.
The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.
But I digress.
Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Hey Mel, how did it go with Teresa?
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
by goody5 December 9, 2010
A sexual position in which two men sit on each other's faces and crap in each other's mouth after anal.
Tony spread his legs over Doug's face preparing to give him the best boilermaker he had ever had, by laying a cable in his mouth.
by Brodie7777 March 15, 2017
1- 500mg. vicodin crushed up, mixed with a double shot of hennessy, and dropped in a full cup of beer. key: must be downed in one go.
by T. Campbell January 1, 2009
When you bang uglies with a sketchy partner who you may question to have "something" and quickly jump into a boiling hot shower to spread your nuts or labia much like the "batwing" and scorchthwm with extremely hot water and copious amounts of soap or bleach, to try and prevent the possibility of an std. - proven effective by former president Jacob Zuma of South Africa.
Holy shit, that Liberian tinder hooker was so sketch. I had to boilermaker my junk just in case. I have got to go to the pharmacy for a ciprofacin and penoscillin mix. You can never be too careful with these skit he ball proties.
by Dogcatcherdays February 10, 2019
by Rmfb99 September 16, 2021