bogwash blumpkin 

To balance on the seat of a toilet with your head down the bowl and your feet in the air, while both defecating and recieving fellatio from another man/women while he/she simultaneously pulls the chain.

I didn't feel like using the toilet properly or being the right-way-up, so I suggested to my girlfriend that we have a bogwash blumpkin

bogwash blumpkin by banananaman December 13, 2008

bugwash100 

A man who will never lose his virginity

Man, Billy is such a bugwash100

bugwash100 by ImNotCreative24123 July 1, 2019

Bog-Wash 

Sticking your head in the bog (toilet) and flushing the chain. Apparently also known as a 'swirlie' in other parts of the world.

Occurs mainly in school and administered by bullies.

Bog-Wash by Footle August 4, 2005

blogwash 

1. quizes, personality tests, and various other 'blogthings' that fill a bad blog.

(from Hogwash: 'Worthless, false, or ridiculous speech or writing; nonsense')

Wow, that Xanga site was a bunch of blogwash

blogwash by aislynn July 24, 2008

BosWash 

The BosWash megalopolis is the name for a group of metropolitan areas in the northeastern United States, extending from Boston to Washington and linked by economics, transport, and communications. The high-speed Amtrak train, the Acela, runs the length of the BosWash area.

BosWash contains a reported population of 44 million, or 16% of the population of the United States, and four of the world's fifty largest metropolitan areas — Boston, New York, Philadelphia, and Washington.

The geographic trend was first identified in the 1961 book Megalopolis: The Urbanized Northeastern Seaboard of the United States by French geographer Jean Gottman.

What makes you think of fast-paced life, cultural diversity, great schools, lots of traffic, four seasons, city-life, suburbia, and beaches galore all within close proximity of each other?

BosWash

BosWash by Blaxican DC December 3, 2009

Bogbash 

Masturbating whilst on or near the toilet.

Hey where's Dan? He's been in the toilet a while! Oh I think he went for a Bogbash.

Bogbash by MBDY October 18, 2009

Bog Wash 

Said for something that someone says. Like when someone talks just to say something even though they're totally clueless about the subject, they really really, really, want to contribute, and so, just come up with arbitrary stuff to feel smart and/or included. Typically the contribution is a borderline delusional thought.

hey did you hear about the mars rover successfully finding clues on past water activity?

yeah man, some interesting findings 4 sure.

hey yeah dudes! they found water out there, heard they'll have the rover dig wells in preparation for human exploration, they're going to cover up the wells with tarp while they work out what to do about a biosphere.

What!?! bog wash dude! you OK?

Bog Wash by man.in.greek May 17, 2017