bogus bonus 

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

bogus bonus by Guido1 March 21, 2009

Bonus Cum 

The cum that seeps out of the tip of your penis minutes or even hours after you have had an orgasm and your initial load has emptied. This in partly due to not all the cum coming out all at once; leaving your penis to have little driblets come out at later times. The cum is usually discovered when you put on your boxers and you later find that there is jizz crusted on them. Albeit, it can still be noticed when squeezing the tip of the penis only minutes after your orgasm, having some cum seep out from the pressure of the squeeze.

Adam had sex with his girlfriend earlier and hours after finishing he noticed that his boxers were lined with dried up bonus cum.

Bonus Cum by Ellohime December 27, 2014

VP bonus 

A win on a slot machine’s bonus that is 10x or less than your bet.

VP always is wishing for a hand (hair) pay, but unfortunately he usually got a VP bonus.

VP bonus by Dianenicolexox March 26, 2022

Bonus Meme

The only known way to cure depression 100% of the time.

*BONUS MEME!!!!!*
Me: *crying tears of joy*

Bonus Meme by Fann.. June 9, 2018

bogus jiggy

A sham. An object or action that is inappropriate. Something that doesn't function properly or live up to guarantees. It's a lemon. It causes disappointment, befuddlement, or anger. It's something that just isn't what it should be.

My date last night was a total bogus jiggy--the guy looked nothing like the pic in his online dating profile!

bogus jiggy by Bogus Jigster March 20, 2009

Release The Bogus

Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.

Release the Bogus! Crunch... DUDE?!

Release The Bogus by Harmanecha June 17, 2009

bogus pisson 

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

bogus pisson by Telephony December 19, 2011