Top Definition
A true statement that is phrased in a terribly awkward, yet innovative way that leads to a sudden pause that is instantly followed by roaring laughter.
Yesterday Alexander relieved himself of a boerckelation bysaying, "I don't even have a sister to kiss if I wanted to."

"Seven years? That's like a little kid's lifetime."
by junami September 09, 2009

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