Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"
Iam "Yeah, sure."
Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"
Iam "Oh.."
Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"
Iam "...I don't want to say..."
Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."
Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."
Hym "But am I wrong?"
Iam "......"
Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
Iam "Yeah, sure."
Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"
Iam "Oh.."
Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"
Iam "...I don't want to say..."
Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."
Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."
Hym "But am I wrong?"
Iam "......"
Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022