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God's bodkin

Taken from Shakespeare's "Hamlet," this phrase can be used in place of explitives or other exclamations to show one's dissapointment, or frustration.
God's Bodkin man! Why did you just do that HORRIBLE AWFUL BAD WRONG thing?!
someone with a small hairy body, with large nipples and an anal passage the size of a toaster.
your mums bodkins mate.
Bodkins by launa January 5, 2007
"I don’t know what his name was, but due to his massive cock size I can tell he’s a bodkin"
Bodkin by Goatnanskmd August 7, 2018
Bodkin
A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.
Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?
Bodkin by W. Argyle December 9, 2008

batch of bodkins 

noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom
I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me.
A mysterious object feared throughout the ghetto due to its massive powers of evil and corruption
I Will strike u down with my mysterious object known as a bodkin
bodkin by J-Dogg 5000 May 19, 2006