A person who think they can do anything but really they can't. It seems the only two things they are good at is 1 losing job and two failing at everything possible.

if you see a boblin walking your way turn the other and run.

Boblin by GoGurterHuman December 27, 2021

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boblin the goblin

boblin the goblin is well known among the dungeon masters of the world, he is the character you spent your emotional life savings writing, poured your heart, soul, blood, sweat, tears, and possibly other bodily fluids (such as bile, saliva, menstrual fluid, or cum) into, intending for them to be a major, in fact crucial, character in the campaign, only for the players to…totally ignore them…

bee: whats wrong you look depressed
carto: yk how i do dnd right
bee: yea…
carto: i was up alll night making boblin the goblin… (sob)
bee: THATS IT HONORARY PERIOD
carto: what????
bee: ILL GET THE CHOCOLATE

layna (cartos mom): carto you have the best friends

boblin the goblin by sadlittlecracker September 10, 2026

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Boiling denim

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

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nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

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You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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