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arkansas bobtail 

The art of sticking your finger in your ass via a hole in your britches, and then proceeding to wipe it on your friends nose/face.
"Be careful using the urinals, Uncle Bob is in their giving people Arkansas Bobtails..."

bobtailed 

A short or shortened tail. An animal with short or shortened tail.
A bobtailed horse looks so funny.
bobtailed by MyDyingDoom February 23, 2008

bobtail truck

a truck with a cab and seperate completely enclosed cargo area. Most commonly used as canvas for graffiti artists. Occasionally used to deliver cargo or merchandise.
Did you see that Paul tagged that bobtail truck with 6ft high letters? Now everyone is going to know FPZs are representing.
bobtail truck by Wookie_Legend August 14, 2011

bobtail cat 

A domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. Rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. Really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain.
"My bobtail cat is a fat and diabetic genius."
bobtail cat by Kimmiebee25 January 11, 2017
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026