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bob and tom 

Morning Talk Show guys. Funny as Hell.
All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and some coffee.
bob and tom by Mamaha68 June 11, 2007

Bob and Tom 

A radio "talk" show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. These two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. Also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.
Reginald: It's morning, I guess I'll listen to 101.5.

turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*

hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...
Bob and Tom by Xzonza 1 January 22, 2010

bob and tom 

Morning Talk Show guys. Stupid as Hell.
All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and half a capsule of cyanide.
bob and tom by Gaylen Young February 11, 2009

Bob The Tomato 

Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.
Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!
Bob The Tomato by TomatoFollower October 8, 2018

Bob the Tomato 

That one person who just blushes to the point they just look like Bob the Tomato but still look beautiful as fuck because she is the girl of your dreams...
"Wow, you are really looking like Bob the Tomato but I love you."
Bob the Tomato by gunnarbarris January 15, 2019

bob the tomato 

a tomato who just caught you si(mp)nning
uh oh bob the tomato just you sinning