| 1. | Kikaida | ||
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A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting. Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..
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| 2. | Flapjaw | ||
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A person or persons who are afflicted with the infamous "doesn't stop talking" disease, otherwise known as Warren Sapp disease. Quit yer flapjaw.
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| 3. | suntory boss | ||
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the greatest and coolest coffee in the world, from japan. If you lived in tokyo, you might ride a captain stag folding bike, drink suntory boss coffee, and talk about bob sapp. Unless of course you drive a Honda That's. Then you'd still be a talking about bob sapp.
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| 4. | 99% bs and g | ||
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A person who is full of 99% bullshit and garbage. "Bob Sapp rules!" - Chris
"Chris, you are 99% BS and G!" - Christian |
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| 5. | Jaws | ||
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The proper name of an individual whose so far in the closet that they are finding last years christmas presents. Such individuals have a propensity towards man-hugging almost complete strangers and calling them "brotha", asking intensly personal questions when a simple "whats up"-"whats up" interaction is appropriate. Such individuals also have a fetish for biting others, but only after asking, and never acting on it, because, come on, if your to much of a pussy to come out of the closet at wesleyan how are you going to bite a anotha brotha that dont wanna be bit! I hate it when Jaws talks!
Stop Jawsing up the situation you douche! |
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| 6. | Mortega | ||
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The name of a towering beast akin to Godzilla. Although he exists in an alternate reality, if he were to visit the realm of Godzilla, he would surely punk him. He is described by those who have seen him as being 600 feet tall and sharp as a knife. In appearance, he is similar to that of an armadillo with praying mantis hands. His somewhat transparent digestive tract shows the slowly decaying victims that are dissolving in his toxic stomach acid. 1. Oh crap... here comes Mortega. It's time to fight for your life.
2. In a straight up one-on-one fisticuffs, Mortega would take Godzilla out Cro-Cop took out Bob Sapp. |
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| 7. | scooby snacks | ||
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anabolic steroids Man Bob Sapp is definitely eating scooby snacks.
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