boatress 

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...

Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."

boatress by Matt "msalloys" Lloyd August 6, 2007

Boates 

A french person who drinks too much cheap wine and passes out in a boat, only to be discovered in Quebec.
May also refer to someone whose cousins are married.

I'm from Quebec
Actually born there, or did you pull a Boates?

Boates by Pete Peters January 16, 2009

boatless

When you talk to people without a boat, so you consider them boatless

"Where do you store your boat?"
"I don't have one"
"boatless person, lol"

boatless by Martin7117 March 23, 2019

Bortresting 

Interesting as fuck but don't try to explain it at a party.
Interesting but complex, reliant on dry technical details

"This show about OJ Simpson is really bortresting, you should check it out"
"Ok, tell me more?"
"Too bortresting to explain , just give the first episode a look and see what you think."

Bortresting by Alex Jay 111 June 23, 2016

Motre Boatre 

Same thing, as moterboating, just in a different phrase of saying it.

On the Pontoon, Makin' waves and catchin rays up on the roof, jumpin out the back dont act like you dont want to, out here in the open, mmm MOTRE BOATRE (Moter boatin')

Motre Boatre by TwIsTeDfAtE October 13, 2012

boaters license 

a very large dick that floats like a bouy and you need a license for

Victoria do you have your boaters license? No? Then we will get you a sex change!

boaters license by Hoodz May 3, 2005

Motor boaters 

The medium- to large-sized breasts of a woman when clothed by a low cut garment that only extends superiorly as far as the widest point of her bust.

Can predispose the bearer to nipple slip.

"So I'm just trying to work, and in she walks with these motor boaters, all cooing and jiggling, and I about f*!cking lost my mind!"

Motor boaters by atajack August 5, 2009