Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.
Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.
Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."