boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

bastad 

A person who displays willfully ignant traits.

"Ya Ignant Bastad!"
"Ya Stupid Bastad!"
"Ya Cheap Bastad!"

bastad by Evil Haider May 24, 2007

boostad 

an Italian word for stupid
meaning: dumb, sped, not all there

Bob: Is that a dog?
Sara: What are you boostad? of course!

boostad by Smarty123 August 1, 2007

boastaholic

A person who loves to say things about themselves to make them sound good.

Mrs. Patel is a boastaholic

boastaholic by billocks237 December 7, 2007

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad 

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

baastad 

Way a upper New Yorker would say bastard

You baastad! Get the fuck off my stoop you flying fairy!

baastad by scooter21 April 15, 2008

Boastagram 

To post a picture on instagram to incite jealousy amongst friends and followers

This photo of me swimming with manta rays is a total boastagram.
Antti boastagram it (fish he's just caught)!
Michael if you were on instagram you could do plenty of boastagrams about your boat.

Boastagram by Spacedouthippy December 11, 2017