An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.
Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.
by P90SEX April 15, 2016
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The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.
Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.
by Mike109999 March 14, 2022
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A meme where what we can assume the manager is asking everybody what they should do about a topic, the first 2 people say things that are normally hated by the community and the last person says something the community would like but he gets thrown out the window by the boss instead
Boss: Alright team if we want the wii u to be a succesful entertainment platform, we need to include key features
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*
by Cobja March 11, 2018
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When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.
***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
by Carlo89 February 28, 2013
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Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.
by Johnny Hillmod September 15, 2013
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