Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

Card boarded by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

Power Boarder 

A term that started at a Phoenix Arizona skate park used to refer to the young skateboarders that all line up on the top of Bowl to drop in and launch out of the other side.The term Power Boarder is applied to them because of the Power Ranger shirts they don or just by being in the same group as the fan base of that show.Being young,they have no consideration for the people who actually use the lip they are all lined up on,making the bowl useless by those who wish to use the coping.

Seeing the small children drop in without looking for others they might run into the old school skateboarder screamed,"Power Boarder!!" to warn the innocent people skating in their destructive path.

Power Boarder by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009

bore-boarded 

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

bore-boarded by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

Boardman'd by 5robmar November 29, 2011

Bordem 

the reason youre here right now!

said in utter bordem: ill go check out urbandictionary.com while i facbook...

Bordem by Lousiffer February 4, 2010

Boogie Boarder

Someone who always tries to fiend or get into parties and social events where they are not wanted; a wave fiend

"Dude you gotta get me into this party on Saturday"
"Stop being a boogie boarder man you weren't even invited"

Boogie Boarder by Dirtymurty August 3, 2016

boarderism 

to be one point off of being legally retarded.

hey man guess what im boarderism

boarderism by partyboy1515 October 11, 2010