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Dash Board Ass 

1. When you have sexual relations in a car. Typically in the front seat and usually with the female pinned against the Dash Board of the Car.

2. A type of girl that likes to have quickies in a car with random guys.
1. Guy: "I go to Martigras for all the dash board ass!"

2. Dude:" I just nailed some chick in the front seat of my yellow Honda Civic and I didn't even know who she was."
Dude2:" Thats some good Dash Board ass."

3. Dan: I hope I get some Dash Board ass during spring break and I hope the chick is in the Prostate Investigating as much as I am.
Dash Board Ass by Pectabyte June 15, 2005
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ass board 

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.
you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board
ass board by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

Ass Board Bitch 

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.
Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.
Ass Board Bitch by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

ass board 

A board that sucks serious major ass!!
Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!
ass board by Blake June 6, 2003

Bard Ass 

A mixture of the word hard ass and bad ass make up the word bard ass.
Dude Lebron James is such a bard ass.
Bard Ass by The man23 May 20, 2009

ass beard 

The pubic hair of the anus region
I might plat my ass beard
ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Upper Ass Beard 

a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.
When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.