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cambodian boa constrictor 

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.
Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

Boa Constrictor 

This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"
Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY

Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.

BOA constrictor 

A bank that nickels and dimes its customers and finds every way they can do get money out of them, especially the poor.
I am planning to get my money out of the BOA constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it.

Broaconstrictor 

The word Broaconstrictor or any variation of the spelling means.

Any person who takes your close friend or "Bro" away from you by means of consuming his time with them instead of you. Generally this person is a love interest, but it could also be family or his other friends.

The term Broconstricted , or any variation spelling means that your friend is busy with the Broaconstrictor.
Broaconstrictor:

Christian: Jessica has plans with Mikey all the time we never get to see him anymore

Jake: Yeah man she's a Broaconstrictor

Broaconstricted:

Christian: Hey is Mikey coming out tonight ?

Jake: Nope , he's Broaconstricted, as usual.
Broaconstrictor by ThaatKiid March 24, 2012

Kansas Boa Constrictor 

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.
I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

Broaconstrictor 

"Dude put a towel on! I just saw your Broaconstrictor!"
Broaconstrictor by natehindle January 31, 2008