1 definition by ThaatKiid

Top Definition
The word Broaconstrictor or any variation of the spelling means.

Any person who takes your close friend or "Bro" away from you by means of consuming his time with them instead of you. Generally this person is a love interest, but it could also be family or his other friends.

The term Broconstricted , or any variation spelling means that your friend is busy with the Broaconstrictor.
Broaconstrictor:

Christian: Jessica has plans with Mikey all the time we never get to see him anymore

Jake: Yeah man she's a Broaconstrictor

Broaconstricted:

Christian: Hey is Mikey coming out tonight ?

Jake: Nope , he's Broaconstricted, as usual.
by ThaatKiid February 10, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug