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B.O.zone layer 

The area around a manky, sweaty, or otherwise unwashed individual, in which his or her rank body odour can be inhaled by another person. The individual is usually blissfully unaware of his own stench and will often remain so, even if told. It is best to remain outside of this B.O.zone layer, as it is known to be toxic and even corrosive in some cases. Contact with a B.O.zone layer should be treated as soon as possible with soap, deodorant or anything that smells stronger than the vile fumes of the B.O. itself.
Person 1: "Woah! Dude, I just got a strong blast of David's B.O.!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he has a huge B.O.zone layer, so you have to stay a good distance away when you're talking to him.
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The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Bozone by Hayz September 27, 2003

bozone layer 

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.
-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.
bozone layer by Moonflash May 13, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2021

Bozone holes 

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.
We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.
the protective layer of space that surounds stupid people. This layer keeps all intelegent thoughts and witty remarks in, while keeping all helpfull information and good jokes safley out.
man sam never gets any of the jokes...
well yeah, he has a pretty thick bozone
bozone by serina carmikel January 14, 2009
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
the bozone layer never goes away, in rare cases, it can transfer from one person to another, but it usually just copies itself
Bozone by Razmann May 13, 2005
The thick layer of air that surrounds a person to stop smart ideas getting in.
Man did you you see that guys bozone? What a dumb-ass...
bozone by Samju May 3, 2004