by MF Jones November 8, 2011
abrievation for the phrase Bite My Ass
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by Bmagay June 23, 2019
BMA - Bitter Married Asshole - Someone who got married too soon in life and/or without the right financial planning and is now so overwhelmed/depressed/angry at the struggle and hardship they are going through that, instead of powering through like an adult would, they come off as bitter assholes, typically by lashing out at bystanders in various ways due to the fact they can no longer enjoy life and their youth like before as now all they do is work with very little to no free time or money to do anything they want to do.
Person A: So I was at the market today and saw this couple looking all frazzled with kids in tow. Should have heard the way they yelled at the cashier for not taking outdated coupons. They weren't even that much of a savings but they took the news very badly. They seemed very young too. Too young to have a toddler already. It was quite a bizarre experience.
Person B: Were they young by any chance?
Person A: Yeah they were. Why?
Person B: Sounds like BMAs to me. I'm glad you didn't get involved with them as they may have turned on you, even for just offering help. Seen it too many times already.
Person A: BMAs?
Person B: Bitter Married Assholes. Best to avoid them as they get pissed at everyone that has less stress than they do, including old enemies who long since moved on, since these BMAs failed at planning for childbirth and now have to struggle. I guarantee if you placed a recorder on or near them you'd catch them screaming at their children for every little thing too. Seen it many times before, unfortunately. Many children grow up to be damaged because of these BMAs.
Person B: Were they young by any chance?
Person A: Yeah they were. Why?
Person B: Sounds like BMAs to me. I'm glad you didn't get involved with them as they may have turned on you, even for just offering help. Seen it too many times already.
Person A: BMAs?
Person B: Bitter Married Assholes. Best to avoid them as they get pissed at everyone that has less stress than they do, including old enemies who long since moved on, since these BMAs failed at planning for childbirth and now have to struggle. I guarantee if you placed a recorder on or near them you'd catch them screaming at their children for every little thing too. Seen it many times before, unfortunately. Many children grow up to be damaged because of these BMAs.
by Elises September 5, 2018