Blurp

Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.

"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"

by CD901928374885993 January 7, 2010

Blurp

The sound one makes when belching; usually followed by a "Dude, who just mouth-farted?"

Blurp!
Oh, man, who just burped? I hare it when people burp and then blow in your face! Stupid butt-bandits!

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA May 7, 2003

Blurp

When your getting a nice blow job and the girl burps...MAking a vibrating feeling and unleashing more of your splooge.

Max Steen- founder of the name
Seth Pont-founder of the definition

Yo, last nite i was out and i got blurped.

Does any one wanna give me a nice blurping?

I love being blurped!

by Sethpont April 30, 2005

Blurping

Sticking your tongue out and blowing, making noise through vibrations of the tongue only or adding voice.

The little boy was very rude, he was blurping at the shopkeeper.

by Voicemoments July 30, 2018

Blurp

A pussy fart!

Meisha: dude did Melissa just Blurp?
Stacey: dude i think so, maybe it was you, damn girl you's nasty!

by Stacey M August 1, 2003

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Murp Blurp

Phrase coined by a crazed UFO occult nutjob to describe the act of possession of the body by an alien entity, like that is even a real thing.

Something about quantum environment scanning and entanglement. seriously, this guy must be hopped up on goof balls.

The alien appeared in the hallway then all of the sudden MURP BLURP and it had me under its control.

by UFON November 1, 2023