My wife is the ultimate blumpqueen. I finished 6 games of cornhole and I was a sweaty mess and she gave me a blumpkin like I was the world champ. It was a veritable white and brown out at the same time.
by VictorThrust March 10, 2021
The act of eating out a sluts pussy as she shits her brains out into the toilet. The male or female must make sure they keep licking the sluts pussy until she is competely done pooping.
Andrew: Hey dude how'd your night go last night?
Johnny: Not too bad i gave some chick a blumpqueen!
Andrew: Damn dude im obsessed with chicks poop.
Johnny: Not too bad i gave some chick a blumpqueen!
Andrew: Damn dude im obsessed with chicks poop.
by James Frother November 6, 2012