Urban Dictionary: blumpkin by proxy

1.	blumpkin by proxy
	Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual. I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy. buy blumpkin by proxy mugs & shirts blumpkin masturbation spanking the monkey jerking the gerkin whacking off stroking the smoke stack having a close encounter of the fist kind launching the swimmers dueling with the pork sword milking the butter utter punchin the munchkin spit shinin' your wing tip playing tug of war with mr. striffy by bigassblackguy Oct 17, 2006 add a video

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