1 definition by bigassblackguy

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Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.
I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.
#blumpkin #masturbation #spanking the monkey #jerking the gerkin #whacking off #stroking the smoke stack #having a close encounter of the fist kind #launching the swimmers #dueling with the pork sword #milking the butter utter #punchin the munchkin #spit shinin' your wing tip #playing tug of war with mr. striffy
by bigassblackguy October 17, 2006
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