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"Yo - I think she's a blumonday under that hijab"
blumonday by XN0Riega April 15, 2004
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n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony
"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."
blumonday by Lane May 1, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016