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You start with numorous insufficent wipes of the anus. Upon completion you should have an abundance of dry shit on the tips of your ass hair. Once all the shit has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). You then take part in the act of sexual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. After such act you pull out the baggie and feed the "blumkin berries" to your sexual partner like grapes.
dude, i just got mad burn with the blumkin berries on angela
by cash canoli January 27, 2010

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