blueturn

The act of turning your head to brandish a blue tooth headset when a passerby is looking at you like a) you are talking to them or b) you are crazy for talking to yourself.

I thought that guy was talking to himself until he did a blueturn. Now I realize that he is just a blue tool.

blueturn by OriginalMPMc July 15, 2010

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bluetuning

The process of flirting using wireless technology from mobile phones (bluetooth). The process involves sending a message to a random woman using bluetooth.

Im gunna try my luck with some bluetuning in this club.

bluetuning by Graham Bradley July 22, 2006

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Blueturds

A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.

"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"

Blueturds by PalMatt July 30, 2009

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BlueTurtle

To give absolutely zero fucks for the well-being of the space you are currently living in.

Yo did you see him throw that full 30 at the wall. He BlueTurtled that spot.

In between the broken fish, shattered TV, and beer soaked carpet I would say that place got BlueTurtled.

BlueTurtle by King Turtle June 2, 2013

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Blueturus

Blue balls but for girls

“he came in 2.5 seconds and fell asleep and now I have blueturus!”

Blueturus by em1ly22 September 27, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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