Buttered the bread
Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*
Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017
Get the Buttered the bread mug.
Sepp Blattered
To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010
Related Words
bleutered • Bluntered • blustered • blutered • Bluttered • buttered • buttered toast • Bluetard • Buttered biscuits • buttered bun
buttered toast
Toast. With butter on it.
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008
buttered theatre girth
When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
buttered theatre girth by Running out of patience December 9, 2008
blistered shishito
When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
Hot Buttered Elves
An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.
Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!
Hot Buttered Elves by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006