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Blue Vulva 

The female equivalent to Blue Balls.

Blue Vulva happens when the female is sexually excited for an extended period of time without climax. Normally going away on its own it can cause discomfort or even pain prior to dissapating. One can also release the pressure by climaxing / having an orgasm.

The blood vessels of the genitals swell upon sexual excitement; prolonged excitement without corresponding release causing the condition. The "trapped" blood may cause the genitals to take on a darker hue.
After a full day of the Thunder from Down Under, strip clubs, and a sensual massage, Bullah had been aroused for nearly 18 hours and ended up with Blue Vulva.
Blue Vulva by UDJohnnyO August 12, 2011
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Blue vulva 

Having a man who can satisfy your sexual needs and doesn’t know how to take hints or verbal/ physical cues. Therefore. A woman isn’t ever satisfied enough to get an orgasm worth the effort of trying to sexually attempt to get off.. get new man..
She had blue vulva for 3 years.. she eventually moved on and found someone who could understand her needs to get a nut.
Blue vulva by Crazyleolove May 11, 2023

Vulcan blue balls 

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
Vulcan blue balls by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017

Bluvulva 

The female version of blue balls where due to lack of an orgasm the labia remains engorged causing mild discomfort and sometimes aching. Well annoying this in no way compares to the male version and measures should be taken by females to avoid the blueing of either side.
All we did was dry hump and I got stuck with bluvulva.
Bluvulva by AkNebs September 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026