bludgeon 

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

bludgeon by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Bloody Bludgeon 

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

Bloody Bludgeon by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludgeon 

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

bludgeon by russian123 January 12, 2011

bumhole bludgeoner 

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

bumhole bludgeoner by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008

bludgeon 

To beat with a club or other blunt object

She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock.

bludgeon by MEEEE July 28, 2003

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.

face bludgeon by Treeshrew November 18, 2004

bludgeon 

It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument.

When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.

We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!

bludgeon by lear87 July 19, 2009