blowstein 

a joke people play on passed out friends kinda like the roman helmet except on top of the balls over the eyes the person farts with the goal being to part their hair

jokes one plays on passed out friends--mike ball tapped chris earlier so when mike passed out chris gave him a blowstein

blowstein by Enrique Inglesias December 5, 2007

Blowtender 

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

Blowtender by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Alex Borstein 

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.

Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.

Alex Borstein by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009

blatstein 

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree

I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.

blatstein by The Daily P November 18, 2005

blosting

Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.

I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.

Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.

blosting by steve vai July 20, 2006

Brostein 

One who has been accepted into the brotherhood of Feldstein.

My best bud Evan is a Brostein.

"Whats up Brostein"

Brostein by J3WMANJI OF FELDSTEIN September 1, 2009

blowtential 

adj;

A way to be safe when guys talk about letting borderline ugly girls go down on them.

It is very indefinite, so it can go either way.

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Mad blowtential, don't you think?

Brad: Hell yesssss.

Or the other scenario:

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Hell yeah, mad blowtential!

Brad: Dude, that is disgusting. I was going to say she was sick.

blowtential by XamNagok December 24, 2009