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Blow Job Face 

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.
person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"
Blow Job Face by coolguy22222 November 5, 2010

face blow 

The act of burping and then blowing the generated particles onto the face of an unsuspecting target.
face blow by POPPINMOLLYS October 3, 2017

blow my face off 

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.
Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk
blow my face off by toastface August 25, 2005

Blow the Muck on her face 

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.
" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

blowface sandwich 

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.
Imma give you a blowface sandwich
blowface sandwich by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009