blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.

"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."

by Mr. Eko January 12, 2006

blow dryer

while getting head, the male farts in the females face or vica versa

i gave my girlfriend the blow dryer when she was giving me head and i farted on her face.

by morningbstar July 5, 2007

blow dryer

during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.

I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

blow dryer

during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.

I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

blow dryer

A blow dryer is a fan what blows hot air and is used a lot to blow hot air onto hair after a shower.
A blow dryer works similar to a heater but it blows heat quickly for drying hair.

I used a blow dryer yesterday.

by Not_So_Popular_On_Urban_Dictio November 11, 2017

blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend

I'ma blow you dry.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

by Gajapidi March 7, 2014