blossfeld

The Ancient Greek term "มั่นเหมาะน่าพิศวง", rooting from the Latin word "majestetiske" used to describe something of stunningly majestic and awe-inspiring features. This word is also used to describe someone who has a natural voice for singing and, oddly enough, someone who is very good at memorizing the anatomy of the human being.

Jennifer: "God she is so blossfeld. I'm so jealous. I'm going to go spill hot soup on her!"

Gloria: "Great idea. Then she wont make us look bad because of our narrow vocal range and our low human anatomy and physiology test scores!"

Jennifer: "I'm going to go kill myself!"

Gloria: "What about the soup?"

Jennifer: *gurgles and drowns in bowl of hot soup*

Gloria: "Oh well, she was a bitch anyway."

the end yay

blossfeld by cya2ndblockYo May 4, 2009

Blissfield 

The most boring waste of space on earth. Nothing there besides antiques and sluts. However, if you blink, you'll miss this spec on the map. The only point of going there is to drive through to get to bigger and better places.

-I was driving by Blissfield, blinked, then I was out.

Blissfield by Aubreykilljoy57 October 4, 2011

Blofeld 

The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).

I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....

Blofeld by charleskirtk April 21, 2011

Angry Blofeld 

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).

Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...

Angry Blofeld by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

Blowfeld 

Direct usurpation of the name/word: Blofeld from the James Bond 007 movies of yore.

Generally denotes a "Noob"/"Nub"/"Noobzor"/"Cabbage" player/opponent in online FPS, who has no skill, but proceeds to play at any rate, increasingly so badly, others go Napolean Dynamite and get worse as well (even skilled players).

Variations:
Used in conjunction with any Seinfeld episode that Kramer isn't in.

Dude, I swear to God that Cabbage is so evilly bad he is straight up Blowfeld.......

You suck so bad, you Blowfeld.

Blowfeld by OneEyedGodzilla May 23, 2009

blomfeldt 

If your last name are «Blomfeldt» your really hansome or pretty. If your ever lucky to find one off this rare human beings… hold on to him or her

Oh! Your last name is Blomfeldt?

blomfeldt by Superviser July 1, 2021

Blesseldo 

A name that originated in a bible.This name symbolize a shy person but when they open up,they are responsible,fun and a loving person but dangerous when you piss them off.

Blesseldo got a highest score in his exam.

Blesseldo jus t became an architect yesterday.

Blesseldo by anonymous October 20, 2021