by blorthorc October 8, 2003
by spike November 10, 2003
the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)
by Blorter January 19, 2009
1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
by wscottc August 19, 2005
Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
by Moondot October 17, 2006
We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map
by Ivanent April 1, 2022