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3.
the act of tripping on mushrooms.
We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.
by bbones. August 07, 2010
 
1.
A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.
Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"
by careyy March 07, 2009
 
2.
The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.
Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.
by Scooter78 September 11, 2013