The place where women go to meet spoiled brats with money. We marry them and have affairs with every day average ppl and laugh at them while they provide with mommy and daddy’s money. It’s so fun to hear them talk so much crap without the experiences. Lol.
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by WB Wife September 30, 2020
A lower-middle-upper class town that borders wealthy Glen Ridge, average Nutley, and ugly East Orange. The town is long and most things tend to be on Broad St. The downtown is mostly avoided by locals as its somewhat rundown and has hobos and a crazy bag woman. The town is also diverse but is slowly becoming more like Newark. The South End tends to have a large Hispanic population and then African-American. The Central part of town is diverse but mainly white and the north end of town is mostly white. The town has been recently going downhill as the test scores in a majority of the schools are low, students misbehave, and more and more lower-income families are moving in.
by BahamaBlu February 2, 2007
I love living it up here in West Bloomfield
by Cutie from West Bloomie November 2, 2003
Richest city in Michigan... richest in country outside of Florida and California. (often referred to as a new money Grosse Pointe) Neighboring the much less classier Birmingham, West Bloomfield possibly inspires the most resent and jealously when told that you live there out of any other city in Michigan, but hey, with an average income of over $200,000, its not that hard to understand. It is no big deal to see a lambo or porsche cruising down the street... with a 16 year old driver. Basically, West Bloomfield is what makes Oakland Country the real OC
Person X- "Hey where do you live?"
Person Y- "in West Bloomfield"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*
Person Y- "in West Bloomfield"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*
by Lizzy Berns April 15, 2008
I have lived many places in my life, but hands down the TOWNSHIP of West Bloomfield is by far the worst place I've ever lived. Sure it's low on crime and murder, but just know those things DO happen. I was born in Detroit, raised in Southfield, and my hard working BLACK parents moved us to WB in 1992, and that changed my life.
The first kids to bully me were Chaldeans, and then Jewish, and then other Black kids. Apparently I wasn't street enough,or back enough for rich African Americans, and I was also seen as nothing but another N-word to everyone else.
My friends did come from ALL nationalities though, and if you're not pretentious, condescending, sarcastic, or a simple all around douchebag, you're NOT going to make it in West Bloomfield. Because you will not fit in.
High school was really no better.
The first kids to bully me were Chaldeans, and then Jewish, and then other Black kids. Apparently I wasn't street enough,or back enough for rich African Americans, and I was also seen as nothing but another N-word to everyone else.
My friends did come from ALL nationalities though, and if you're not pretentious, condescending, sarcastic, or a simple all around douchebag, you're NOT going to make it in West Bloomfield. Because you will not fit in.
High school was really no better.
West Bloomfield High School is divided into many Chaldeans who LOVE trying to act tough, and imitating Black & Italian stereotypes. But ironically turn very conservative. From 2pac to Trump. 🤷🏽 ♂️ It's also divided into many Jewish kids who act very haughty and snobby to everyone. And then there is African American kids, who try to act tough and imitate Black stereotypes, (Even though there parents are the hard working opposite). Let's not forget kids from Keego Harbor who may of grown up in some type of poverty or broken homes, yet they still try to to imitate black stereotypes. (Do you see a pattern here?) The rest of the kids in the school are the very quiet future Doctors and Lawyers of the world. But on the average, West Bloomfield is a microcosm of when insecurities, divorced families, status driven, "fix it with money" personalities all blend together in a Starbucks cup. The amount of drug dealers, and users are no different than any bad part of Detroit. The ONLY difference is that money helps things APPEAR to be different. So basically WB only taught me that when you have money, it doesn't mean you're a better person. It only means you can make yourself appear that you are. I hope this summary helps people understand the truth. And ever since I've left that bewildered cesspool of judgmental stares from Karen's of all types, my life has gotten better. And I've learned that being known to be genuine and kind is a better status symbol than any Range Rover.
by Phlyer September 21, 2021
The place in southeast Michigan that is a combination of busy roads, strip malls, gyms, gyms in strip malls, trees, big houses, and schools. It isn't as cool as Birmingham bc it doesn't have a downtown at all. It's kind of diverse, but that's coming from a kid from northern non-Chicago area Illinois. Nobody brags about living here. Everyone has an SUV. Everyone has a Juul. I live by the Leo's that nobody goes to. There are lots of old people. most high school students eventually just give up and go to Grand Valley State bc it's easy to get in.
"Oh Bloomfield Hills. Isn't that by Birmingham?"
by Rich Homie 27 January 22, 2018
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