blooker

An African-America prostitute

Should we buy Reed 2 Blookers for his bachelor party?

by C. Dot July 28, 2007

blooker

A hooker that performs sexual tasks for cocaine. Contrived of the two words, blow and hooker, the word blooker was born.

He hired a blooker and she left with a little something special.

by euphomism October 15, 2008

Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020