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bloomers 

Athletic underpants worn by cheerleaders (and others, such as dancers and tennis players) underneath their skirts to cover their panties. Bloomers come in a wide variety of colors to match the rest of the uniform. They usually come in one of two styles--regular briefs (with a high-cut leg opening) or boy-cut briefs. Some cheer squads like to show their spirit by wearing sparkly bloomers or bloomers with some type of logo imprinted on the butt. Bloomers are also called spankies, lolipops, briefs, or tights.
As the cheerleader leaned over to pick up her pom-poms, she accidentally flashed her bloomers to the crowd.
bloomers by Dana G. April 23, 2006

bloohurst 

to be absolutely wasted. sloppy drunk.
Last night was wild. Everyone was bloohurst
bloohurst by Tad Clapmore October 14, 2010

crusty bloomers 

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

bloobertifoo

(n)

Originally invented by a Darren M. Canady (first recipient of the Darren M. Canady Sassypants Award for his usage of the word, among others), the word 'bloobertifoo' is used as a replacement for a forgotten proper noun.
"She gave the dungeon keys to bloobertifoo... that weird kid with the long hair and no shoes."

bloomers 

Big Ol' grandma panties; also called period panties.
The same girl stuck wearing those dead jellyfish also wears bloomers with floral designs on them.
bloomers by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

porn bloopers 

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.
For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".
porn bloopers by wrong sex act January 22, 2014