vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. It fears needles and therefore fails at being blooddonor.

when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....

vegetarian blooddonor by vegetarcula January 20, 2011

vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. Most often a girl (that is a vampire too). Most commonly found in Jutland, Denmark. You know you are dealing with a vegetarian blooddonor, when she steals your vegi-lunch and small letmælk-milkboxes. They fear needles and therefore fail at biologi!!

when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....

vegetarian blooddonor by vegetarcula January 20, 2011

blood donor

When a man smashes a girl on the rag, then follows up by smashing another girl without washing properly

Ben smashed that Becky girl during her period, then went to Heathers house and gave her the D without a shower, he is such a blood donor.

blood donor by The Donor December 20, 2016

blood donor

A person who shoots up drugs and uses the excuse 'I donated blood at Red Cross' when someone sees the track marks in their arms.

My friend kept getting questioned on his track marks so he told everyone 'I'm a blood donor. Me and my wife went and donated at Red Cross yesterday'

That guy is a big blood donor. He's always trying to get some more heroin to shoot up.

blood donor by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

Blood donor blitz 

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

Blood donor blitz by PulpFriction September 14, 2021