The raging river of blood 

Your period

Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

The raging river of blood by Lokjgfcdesfhhbjj June 2, 2016

bloody river 

When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.

I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.

bloody river by Spreadingjuice January 14, 2015

Bloody coke river 

When she is on her period and you Put a shot glass with coca cola in it inside her and drink the shot glass contents out of a straw

I let jack do a bloody coke river In me last night

Bloody coke river by Jackie Chan mf February 24, 2021

Rivers of blood

A weapon found in the mountaintops of the giants in the videogame Elden Ring
Hated by the PvP community and loved by noobs

Ew, that kid is spamming his rivers of blood. hes dog shit

Rivers of blood by Huge Jazzz June 28, 2022

Rivers of blood

The "Rivers of blood" is a katana variant of a weapon often used by low-skilled, sorcerie spamming and cock munching pussies in Elden Ring. Users of this weapon usually tend to engage in the most cowardly actions when dueling, wether its healing, attacking while you are being summoned, or magic spamming. This type of behavior usually stems from a lack of a relationship with ones father, which has been recentlt proven by studies to lead to bad behavior.

Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.

Guy #1: I was dueling at the academy earlier, it was all going well until a Rivers of Blood user summoned me and spammed his weapon art.

Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak

Rivers of blood by LongJohnnn November 24, 2022

Bloodrider 

A small group of Game of Thrones fans that couldn't come up with anything better to call them self a circle

Who are those gags? They are bloodriders

Bloodrider by Crow405 May 21, 2018

bloodriver 

The war in South Africa where the 464 voortrekkers poes klapped the 16000 zulu warriors.

The battle of bloodriver

bloodriver by BlamedAfrican March 11, 2025