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blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.
blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005
Being honest and being blunt
I’m blonest, meaning I’m honest and blunt
A beautiful, confident blonde woman who is not defined by the stereotypical ditzy label of society.
They called the blonde woman who rode horses and shoots guns, Blondetta, out of respect for her abilities.
Blondetta by Cow Junkie January 13, 2009
When you are being blunt and honest at the same time
'I admire how blonest she was'
Blonest by Blonest May 3, 2019
People with blonde hair.

Don't over analyze it.
Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.

blandest 

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.
" She's my blandest."