blonde slap 

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

blonde slap by jocelyn morris January 12, 2008

Slap a blonde day 

On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.

Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person

Slap a blonde day by Anna6789 October 15, 2019

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day 

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

Blonde Slapper 

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

Blonde Slapper by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008