blonde

1) a person born with a certain shade of lighter hair; no correlation to high or low intelligence.

2) a person born with dark hair but who for some reason decided to dye it blonde; very strong correlation to low intelligence.

Notice that the dumb blonde myth is dictinctly American.

Needless to say it fails to hold water somewhere like Scandinavia, the people of which are noted for their brooding, introspective nature. Somehow, the majority-blonde population there have built some of the most progressive and successful nations in the modern world.

by Glumdalclitch April 27, 2006

blonde

a hair color. Usually stereotyped as "dumb" and "stupid" Thats stupid if you think that. Its not true if you have blonde hair your dumb. Seriously!!

Guy: God, your soo blonde.
Brunette: Thats not true!! Dont insult my BFF she gets all A's!!
Blonde: Yea. Your the one acting like a dumb blonde!!

by SMES316 September 26, 2008

blonde

Coffee with cream in it. Often associated with diner waitress slang.

Waitress: How do you like your coffee?
Patron: Blonde please

by Her Dudeness February 27, 2006

blonde

Someone we can all make fun of, even blondes.

That blonde is making fun of herself because she just read the urban dictionary definition.

by Dee April 17, 2004

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

blonde

for your information...blondes are not thick and dumb, they are just like everyone else.there are sum bloneds that are dumb and some are intelligent and the same goes for everyone else.its just a hair colour you stupid pricks get over it.

proud to be blonde

by *!?!* February 14, 2004

blonde

Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...

Jon: Save the blondes!
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...

by ballerr86 February 28, 2009