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blond-ho 

Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.
'Sure as hell would like to tap that blond-ho at the end of the bar, she looks like a swallower.
blond-ho by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
blond hoe by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.
ho-blind by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

Ho Blood 

A heritable trait from one or both parents that causes one to act in a sexually compulsively way, such as deep kissing significant other at a party when you know it's going to freak out your parents or their parents.
Girls, it's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees.. You have Ho Blood. It just runs in our family.
Ho Blood by NeoGeoOreo January 1, 2024

blind homer 

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
blind homer by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009

blind hook 

A term used to describe an technique in the popular WC3 game, DOTA.

It refers to the hero Pudge's ability to throw a hook out and drag opponents to their death. A blind hook is the ability to see an opponent dissapear in the fog of war or into the trees and throw a hook out blindly and still snag the player in by prediction of movement.

It usually results in bad player blaming the Pudge that he is a map hacker and can see the whole screen.
Pudge: blind hook owned son
Noob: wtf, mh, banned
Pudge: tool...
blind hook by DDDD January 24, 2008

blood horny 

When aroused by the opposite sex to a point of violence, i.e. biteing lips whilst kissing. Or unintentional punching/kicking during lovemaking. Rough love, but not meant to be rough, like accidental abuse out of pure desire from a heightened euphoric state. Afterwards the action is excused out of love and understanding of ones awesomeness.
When my woman smiles up at me during the deed, i get so blood horny that i accidentaly slap her. But she likes it!
blood horny by C Bitt The SBoom September 25, 2010