blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003

Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

Blompy

Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.

Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

by JackedNick April 30, 2006

blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.

I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.

by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017