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1.
Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.
The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)
by anonymousbloken June 24, 2010
 
2.
Something that has been broken because a bloke (Man) has tried to fix it.

The radio is bloken.

Dont touch the TV its fine... if you start to touch the telvision it will end up bloken, remember what happened next time.

I thought i knew what i was doing... turned out i didnt and the car is now bloken.

by Sessions! January 18, 2006