sussy bloke

Bloke who is suspiciously sus

Jac: Do you know who playboi carti is?
Billy: Jacs a sussy bloke’

by Billieeilishsuperfan July 14, 2023

Blokes advise

A social page for beta males

John the beta male crys for attention on blokes advise

by Zubrick November 8, 2018

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 10, 2020

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019